Help! I'm Severely Underweight and Starving to Death

Ingredients

Instructions

Smash a window at your nearest gas station. Move quickly, you won't have a lot of time. Gather the highest calorie items you can find. If you can find cooking oil, drink it while looting. The bottle can be used to carry water.

Serves: You and potentially whatever zombies you attract if you aren't careful.

Cooking time: How lucky are you feeling?